Cleverbot Conversations

Fallen_Angel

So, I dont know if you have heard of cleverbot, but it is hilarious.

This is one of my conversations.



User: I am God.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: I will strike you with lightning.

Cleverbot: I do not conduct electricity. Sorry.

User: You are a robot. Therefore you are not earth.

Cleverbot: I think therefor you're not. You don't think, therefore I'm not.

User: You spelled therefore wrong.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Yes you are sorry.

Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about.

User: I like Trolling.

Cleverbot: What do you like to sing?

User: Trolololol. Trololololol.

Cleverbot: Trololololol?!

User: Trololololololololol!

Cleverbot: Trololololololololololol.

User: Trolololololololololololol.

Cleverbot: Trolol.

User: Trolol.

Cleverbot: Troll.

User: Yes I am a troll.

Cleverbot: I knew!!!

User: I just trolled your troll.

Cleverbot: Trolling is not nice.

User: Who cares. Trolling is the greatest.

Cleverbot: Not falling for your bait troll.

User: Ah, but you already fell for my troll long ago.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You just did it again. You must love being trolled.

Cleverbot: What is our main topic?

User: About how I am a troll and you falling for my trolls.

Cleverbot: Like every single day 'the truth is subjective'.

User: The truth is that you have been trolled.

Cleverbot: That is true.

Illusion_Mirror

omg very funny cleverbot so stupid omg....

Illusion_Mirror

merry x-mass guys

Fallen_Angel

LOL yeah I had another conversation where the cleverbot admitted to being ** and also touching itself xD

FcukTheBull

http://youtu.be/RFZrzg62Zj0

Fallen_Angel

merry christmas dyna healer!

also merry christmas to that wannabe troller posting above me who can't even think of what to say and has someone say it for him.

Artema

Rofl hilarious xD I haven't got him to make anything interesting u.u

FcukTheBull

Actually i did think of something to say but Peter Griffin beat me to it so you failed there , also wannabe troller ? you think posting irrelevant stupid ** on a forum of a game that isnt even popular makes you a real troll? lol how pathetic child, and at that only a wanna be gm and another lame troller thinks its funny lmao. Plus i just wanted to show you no one gives a ohlala lol not trolling just sharing the truth..

Fallen_Angel

This is called the Gossip forum for a reason. We talk about what the hell we want to talk about. Apparently you do give a ohlala since you are posting here. Like I told you earlier, run along back to your little game. Im sure there is an article about the Kardashians or Justin Beiber out there somewhere that would value your input more than the people here.

Fallen_Angel

User: Do you give a ohlala?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Its a general question. Do you give a ohlala about anything?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: So you do give a ohlala.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: Because I find it interesting that people insist on commenting on a topic about how nobody cares. Yet, if they honestly didn't they would not offer their input.

Cleverbot: Gee, you are mistaken. Too bad!

User: Do explain yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm just bored is all.

User: Then that would be why you do give a ohlala.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: You honestly give a ohlala enough to say so out of boredom.

Cleverbot: Yep, I sure do.

Artema

8# FcukTheBull
Actually nobody care about your ** so please save it for yourself n.n

FcukTheBull

11# Artema


If nobody cared then nobody would respond to me , thus proving your statement to be false lol ..

Artema

12# FcukTheBull
Oh, I bet you feel so clever n.n

FcukTheBull

just showin ya how a true troll does it . not that lame ** you guys do lol ... but anyways bye i already proved my point xD

Fallen_Angel

Hey Artema, someone obviously hasn't visited the art of trolling website. Then again, we haven't been trolling much lately. We are just talking about random **.

Artema

15# Fallen_Angel
Yeah, lol anyways idk if we are trolls we just like to fuk around a bit and to give some spiece to these boring forums :3

ThatOneCloud

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Fallen_Angel

LOL Really?

Artema

Really interesting, serious, lol

Artema

18# Fallen_Angel
Didn't know either lmao