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Post at 2011-10-30 12:46 | This Author's Posts Only

Lettuce Jokes

What does a lettuce says to another lettuce?
Nothing, lettuces don't speak :B

What does a lettuce says when other lettuce touches it?
Nothing, lettuces don't speak :B

What does a lettuce says to a tomato?
Cheese :B
Nah jk n.n lettuces don't speak :B

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King

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Post at 2011-10-30 15:34 | This Author's Posts Only

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE lol

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Post at 2011-10-30 16:50 | This Author's Posts Only

2# Fallen_Angel
Lmao some of those jokes which you laugh alone while all the people around you stares you thinking wtf lol

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Post at 2011-10-30 17:41 | This Author's Posts Only

3# Artema

What do I say when you shove lettuce up my ass?
aww yea that feels soooo good, now call me a dirty wh ore, and spit in my face, awwww yeaaaaa

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Post at 2011-10-31 08:56 | This Author's Posts Only

4# Shmil
what does a shmil says to another shmil?
Who cares, it's a shmil ;)

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Post at 2011-10-31 09:34 | This Author's Posts Only

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post at 2011-10-31 21:24 | This Author's Posts Only

roflmao, what does the waffle cat say when its shoved in a toaster?

who cares im gonna pour syrup on it in less than 90 seconds. If you are disturbed at that fact, Yes, Ive prolly eaten cat before. That's what most Chinese food in America is I presume so you might have eaten it too and not even noticed.

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Post at 2011-11-1 17:25 | This Author's Posts Only

7# Fallen_Angel
Prolly lol but I have remorses about it as I did it unconciously ;)

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Post at 2011-11-1 22:14 | This Author's Posts Only

Yep, just as I thought....poor kitty.

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Post at 2011-11-1 23:54 | This Author's Posts Only

9# Fallen_Angel

god damit there is my cat

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Post at 2011-11-2 05:18 | This Author's Posts Only

Mmmmm cat is good

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King

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Post at 2011-11-2 08:09 | This Author's Posts Only

9# Fallen_Angel
Hahahah what a good english and I'm sure noone can see a cat if it's inside a sandwich :O

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Post at 2011-11-2 23:31 | This Author's Posts Only

Ugh I ate too much chinese yesterday and now im meowing....

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Post at 2011-11-3 08:23 | This Author's Posts Only

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Post at 2011-11-3 15:35 | This Author's Posts Only

jajajajajajajajaja just kidding xD

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Post at 2011-11-3 16:07 | This Author's Posts Only

15# Fallen_Angel
Yeah , you're kidding ... me too... i don't eat cats ...

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Post at 2011-11-3 20:19 | This Author's Posts Only

16# Artema

cats are delicious so shut up :3

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Post at 2011-11-3 20:20 | This Author's Posts Only

holy mother of jesus how long till I get next rank

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Post at 2011-11-4 01:09 | This Author's Posts Only

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Post at 2011-11-4 10:42 | This Author's Posts Only

19# Fallen_Angel

i love your avatar even i keep in my yahoo mess same avatar lol

GM dont respect us at all---- just give us the END wee diserve

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